So I'm wondering, what does this mean?
You can't keep aiming a duck over and over until you or it dies?
You can't aim a duck in the direction of death because it's too smart to face it?
You can't aim a duck in the direction of death because it is cowardly?
You are such a lousy aim, you can't even aim a duck in the direction of death?
You are such a pitiful loser you can't even aim a duck in the direction of death?
Help, quickly! This is my fortune and my entire future hinges on this duck!
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I ... what? Even when you add the obligatory "in bed" to the end of the fortune it doesn't make sense.
I have a Masters Degree in fortune cookie interperatation, let me have a crack at it. . . step back folks and give me a little room here.
It means that aiming (an intention) will not kill the duck (accomplish a goal) if you do not pull the trigger (get off yer butt).
That's it, I'm writing fortunes when I grow up.
Well, this is more interesting than the last one I got: "You work hard." News flash.
Very good, Jon! Now it makes sense. Thank you.
My entire life is changed now and I am transformed into a true, actualized duck killer.
Heh!
Does being a true, actualized duck killer mean you get some sort of cape or (glittery) duck-killing tool belt or something?
...and a sidekick! And a cool car that doesn't have the Heir's soda bottles all over the floor and it does neat stuff like...like...sprout long legs with webbed feet to navigate in duck-infested swamps!
I WILL BE AN ACTION FIGURE!!!!
(Moichendising!)
Okay. I dare you:
http://tinyurl.com/2anb
If it is prohibitively expensive, perhaps we could do a fundraiser. I'm willing to chip in some money to make this happen. Anyone else with me?
I'm holding out for the official 20 oz duck killer tumbler and the official duck killer beach towel.
Ooh! Ooh! The Lunch Box!! That's what I want!!
if it has any thing to do with ducks then fizzy would be the expert on it. go here, http://fizzysnuthouse.blogspot.com/ .
I'll know I've truly arrived if I end up on ebay.
(Jag: you notice they never do tell you the price. If you have to ask...)
Uhum... I'm sorry, but I just have to say it:
F*ck the Duck... *lol*
The meaning with it was just that you should begin to wonder and think and bothering all of us so we begin to wonder and think.
I think.
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