The Others

Hello Dahlings! I thought she would never get off the computer! I kept nudging and nudging and nudging her hand away, but she’s so dim she could not take the hint. I guess that’s why they’re called dumb animals…

So, it has come to the attention of The Zsa Zsa – moi – that there is interest in hearing from the other canine Linguinis. Really, the Zsa Zsa wants to know: What other canine Linguinis? There is only the Zsa Zsa, there should only ever be The Zsa Zsa. The Zsa Zsa is the end all of Canine Magnificence. Anything other than the Zsa Zsa is just a….a…Mongrel.

Oh, you don’t mean…surely you can’t want to…No! You can’t want to hear from The Other Aussie?!

Instead of the Zsa Zsa?

You do know he comes from Bayshore, just down the road, whereas the Zsa Zsa is imported from Michigan! The Zsa Zsa has papers! And, look, The Zsa Zsa has diamonds!

So I ask you: What more do you need than The Zsa Zsa?

Oh – and for you ingrates wondering about those…those…Parson…Jack…Corpuscle…things…those annoying white rats…those flea-bait, rodent-chasing, attention-deficient yapping PESTS – well, there are none here that I acknowledge…OW! ...There are only Aussies…SHUT UP!...Not a single terrier here that I can see… OUCH! KNOCK IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF….

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SHOVE OFF TAIL-BUTT

As The Zsa Zsa said, there is nothing but The Zsa Zsa, Dahlings. No terriers here.