Heir 1: Did you see where those pirates are complaining about being shot at?
Me: Yeah, that idiot Limbaugh was complaining about that too. He said they were just teenagers who were about to give up.
Heir 1: They were pirates. It doesn't matter how old they were. When you're a pirate, you have to expect to be shot at. That's why a pirate who is alive is so awesome!
Me: (nodding)
Heir 1: I don't know. They just didn't seem like real pirates to me.
Me: Was it the lack of a parrot? Or perhaps the lack of an eye patch?
Heir 1: (shrugs) They were too young, I guess for an eye patch. You have to earn an eye patch.
Me: Like the Cub Scouts?
Heir 1: Yeah!
1 comment:
You gotta view the Pirate South Park! ROFL!! I think timing just happened to work out in this case. The timing of it makes it.
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