Scene in kitchen and living room. Sisiggy is in kitchen, Heir 1 is sitting at the kitchen table. Just beyond in the living room Dirtman is watching television.
Sisiggy: Look, I need some help in here.
Dirtman: What now?
Sisiggy: The dog pen needs to be cleaned and Hokie needs to be tended to.
Sisiggy: Do you want to clean the poop or soak Hokie's boil?
Heir 1: None of my friends have to put up with conversations like this!
Sisiggy: Shut up and eat.