If I'm given a drug test within the next 48 hours, I would test positive for heroin.
I'm streamlining a recipe for lemon poppy seed scones and have been taste-testing all day.
So I suppose I would not get whatever job I'd be drug-tested for because I was.....
...wait for it...
SCONED!!!!!!
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(I'm very tired.)
2 comments:
You knead to work on your puns...quit loafing around!
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