Meet our gnew gnome, a birthday gift from Heir 2. He looks like such a jolly fellow...
Um...
What, exactly, is he doing with his hand?
Oh, never mind! He's a happy, jolly...gnome...
...what is that smile about...
...jolly...happy...and that look in his eyes...
OH! Now I get it!
He's stroking his snail!*
* Heir 2 bought this over the counter at Big Lots and the special pose was the exact reason why. The Heir have plans for this gnome.
5 comments:
There's a reason I call Big Lots the Island of Misfit Toys.
In this case it's the Island of Miscreant Toys.
That is a very gnasty gnew gnome, you've got. I love shopping at Big Lots. But you've got to wonder who ever thought it was a good idea to make so many of these things that there would be a surplus.
jane and trasherati: The boys only just discovered the wonders of Big Lots (it used to just be the place where Mom bought cheap cereal when they used to go grocery shopping with me). Now they make pilgrimages with their friends to find the "perfect items of crap."
gwynne: That's going to be his name, I think: Gnasty (Snow White's eighth dwarf).
...oh... I...
... (sniff) ...
... ... heaven... is ... this that...
... (sniff).. mmm... is nassssty.
... ... mm.
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