Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Only in the Shenandoah Valley...

…would you see – or, rather, not see – a guy dressed in gray camouflage standing in the middle of the gray pavement of a major state highway just over the rise of a hill for the purpose of stopping traffic going 55 mph.

I wanted to stop and present him with Virginia’s own Darwin Award, if, indeed, Virginia had a Darwin Award, which I strongly doubt it ever will because in Virginia this guy was spawned through some divine plan that we mortals cannot fathom. In this case, I think even the staunchest creationist has to see the benefit of cleaning up the gene pool.

7 comments:

happy and blue 2 said...

God just makes them. Darwin culls the herd..

Rainy Pete said...

Round these parts we call guys like that a speed bump!

Mrs Lifecruiser said...

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Anonymous said...

We should eviscerate him and drink his steaming blood from a tin cup; then dance naked among the striped lines of the road to no-where...

Anonymous said...

OH yeah!.... Hey... Mrs Lifecruiser! You really need to spam someone else's blog for attention???

You are your heathen phallic trees growing through balconies!

Shame!!!

happy and blue 2 said...

Wishing you a Merry Christmas..

benning said...

That sounds incredibly stupid. But then, I'm not a gubmint type, so maybe there's a method to the madness?

Where are you? You've missed Christmas!

Merry Christmas!