Sisiggy is in a dangerously maternal mood and should probably not be permitted to post anything today. But due to the editorial staff’s status in this household (similar to an editorial staff’s status anywhere), we have no control over anything.
Be forewarned that the following will contain hopeless bragging and it has been all we could do to prevent the downloading of ancient baby pictures. Just be thankful that you are not doomed to sit next to Sisiggy on a cross country flight in her current state of mind.
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you The Strasburg High School Top Male Freshman Academic Achiever:
Oh, never mind. There must be some mistake…