Thursday, March 02, 2006

Excuse me, I have a question...

I just want to know: Do guys think women are attracted by Johnson t-shirts?

Just something I was mulling over in the checkout line yesterday as I was standing behind a man wearing one. Usually the guy wearing it is exactly what his t-shirt advertises and, without going into boring details, this was no exception.

Anyway, I just wondered.

8 comments:

zib said...

Who knows, they're cheaper than crotch rockets!

That's after I actually googled and still have no idea what you are talkin about but hey, a girl can WAG it.

Leslie Shelor said...

A what?

Anonymous said...

I don't know if the guys think women are turned on by them or not. Maybe some women are. Maybe the kind of women who find mullet hair cuts or "rattails" on guys sexy. But not me. In fact, a "big johnson" t-shirt would actually be the OPPOSITE of a turn-on for me.

It makes me kind of sad when I walk into class and see a classroom where all the guys have t-shirts advertising a "big johnson" and all the girls are wearing those tiny slutty camisole tops with plunging necklines.

it's like, isn't there any MYSTERY any more? Or am I just a prude?

sisiggy said...

Don't make me link these...

Okay... picture a seedy triple-X theater. Picture the vermon that crawl out of a triple-X theater (you know, the one that live women wouldn't touch with a 10-foot-pole she had any intention of ever touching the other end of in the next century?).

This is the kind of guy that wears a Johnson t-shirt, which brags about the size of his...feet...

Mrs Lifecruiser said...

I never seen any in real life, I had to look it up in the internet.

I have a feeling that:

1. In som cases it's not a matter of impressing the girls, it have something to do with the guys measuring competetions between each other...

2. In other cases it's a protest because they aren't so popular among the girls that the wished they were...

3. In all other cases they probably have no brain... because they don't understand how other people including girls can look at the fact that they wear it.

Jagosaurus said...

Sadly, I know exactly what a Big Johnson shirt looks like. They're so stupid and convey exactly the opposite message to me. You're wearing a Big Johnson shirt? Oh. That must mean you have a Tiny Johnson.

"Cuz having a Big Johnson never goes out of style!"

Sigh.

Leslie Shelor said...

Oh. (I'm such an innocent.) Yuck.

Hick said...

I have no idea what that is. I'll go check it out on google...or maybe I don't want to know.