I typed in my name and it came up with a whole list, but this is just a rather poetic portion. The only thing I edited was my real name:
sisiggy is clairvoyant
sisiggy is wide awake
sisiggy is a small slightly built young woman possessing the almost physical perfection that is typical of the selkie people
sisiggy is now a little closer to home than she was for the past five years
That's "physical perfection," "young woman," People. Hear that? It's all of you who are too skinny, too young and way too tall.
Me and the Selkies got it goin' on!