tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19248290.post113483442683652101..comments2023-07-10T09:28:49.185-04:00Comments on Linguini on the Ceiling: A week before Christmas and all through the house...Sisiggyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12187439975974001825noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19248290.post-1134879795504730582005-12-17T23:23:00.000-05:002005-12-17T23:23:00.000-05:00Unfortunately you should be unable to escape your ...Unfortunately you should be unable to escape your destiny. Oh, you can write and write about cutting corners, and cutting back on baking and cooking. However... When it comes down to it... There are certain expectations. We, The Peoples Jordan Drive Liberation Front have compiled a list. Here are our demands:<BR/><BR/>1. Lots of lights and other old senseless xmas decorations; including decorations that are so deteriorated and missing pieces that no one even knows what it is anymore.<BR/><BR/>2. 15 types of cookies!!! Home made! With the original presses! Including cookies that tend to not be eaten because they taste strange, but they are made every year anyway.<BR/><BR/>3. On display somewhere should be that big, fat, huge Italian cake/bread that no one will touch. (I'm thinking cause we never knew if it was cake or bread to begin with. The box is pretty though.<BR/><BR/>4. Fred Waring IS God.<BR/><BR/>5. Lou Monte is Jesus.<BR/><BR/>6. Wassail! One more time around the dining room table to hear that familiar clatter of those dishes in the china cupboard!<BR/><BR/>Eeeks! No more! YORK! Forget everything I just wrote!<BR/><BR/>Get me an OREO!Darkgardenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07313521681419846746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19248290.post-1134871796649596432005-12-17T21:09:00.000-05:002005-12-17T21:09:00.000-05:00Target bags! BRILLIANT!Target bags! BRILLIANT!jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17225550123642797443noreply@blogger.com